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Bem-vindo, sofredor.


“Aí, hein… passou de consumidor pra fornecedor”.

É, meu amigo. Se você é pai de menina, com certeza já ouviu essa frase. Mas se ainda não ouviu, relaxa porque a tua hora vai chegar.

Se serve de consolo, isso é fichinha. Você não faz ideia do caos que está à sua espera.

As amigas da tua mulher vão te amaldiçoar dizendo que você pagará seus pecados.

Seus amigos patetas, todos pais de moleque, vão te sacanear dizendo que os patetinhas vão passar sua filha na cara.

Resumindo… o mundo vai olhar pra você com aquela cara de “se fudeu”.

Você vai sofrer. Bastante. Mas o sofrimento só não será maior do que o amor que você sentirá por sua pequenininha.

Afinal de contas, somos homens. E amamos a mulherada.



Maurício Pedroso

Sofredor 4.1, publicitário, Tricolor de Coração (Deus no céu e Fluminense na terra) e pai da Manoela.

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